How
to prevent an Age Suit By John Erickson
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Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology
have developed “age suits” to simulate your body
at the age of 75. The suit includes a brace to reduce your
neck mobility, bungee cords attached from your waist to your
feet to restrict your hip flexion, excess weight to carry
around, and bits of rubber taped under your shoe to challenge
your balance.
With the senior citizen population set to double, the
goal of the researchers is to develop products or services
to support an out-of-shape 75 year old body. They are counting
on YOU to become a typical out-of-shape adult who can barely
bend over to pick something up.
Most people can not perform a basic squat or any lunging movements
because their bodies are shot. They have zero flexibility,
balance nor strength. When was the last time you performed
a squat or lunge? When was the last time you used a foam roller
or stretched to relieve the stiffness in your legs? Are you
the person being targeted by the researchers at Massachusetts
Institute of Technology?
My USA-balanced eating and exercise programs are designed
to put the people who fund the age suit out of business. As
the MIT researchers count on your demise I am calculating
your success. Only you can make American strong again by following
my trademark USA balanced diet along with it’s sister
exercise program designed to turn you into a healthy, vibrant
75 year old.
In fact, people who follow my USA eating and exercise system
have a live expectancy of 120 and our middle age is 60.
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